OHai.

hahahastarrysleeper: theblackship: lionphantom: godcolorsintheworld: I’ve always wondered if God...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:19:28 -0400

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:21:54 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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andthentheresallthisshit: deadgomery: theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu: i just saw this picture of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:54 -0400

andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

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pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:38:48 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

the-ginger-rihanna: 4gifs: Black hole consumes a star If you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:42:49 -0400

the-ginger-rihanna:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

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why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:50:59 -0400

why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

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orbitalferrets: pleatedjeans: had to do a return...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:52 -0400

orbitalferrets:

pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

“Probably Delaware” yup. You are correct. Most of the people here suck.

LOL Probably Delaware…

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:19 -0400

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:07:27 -0400

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.